Pirated DVD Film Review – Midnight in ParisPosted: September 1, 2011
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Owen Wilson (Drillbit Taylor, The Pixar Car Movie for Americans Down South) plays legendary sexual predator Woody Allen. He goes to Paris with a girlfriend (Rachel McAdams) that he will maybe cheat on with a French girl from the past, but it will be OK because when he does it will turn out that his American girlfriend is a bitch who is cheating on him with British Prime Minister Tony Blair. But when things don’t work out with the magical French girl, it looks like he will be all alone, but don’t worry, he meets another French girl, from the present, who is way too young for him, but it’s a Woody Allen film so that makes it a happy ending. There are also lots of art jokes and literature jokes so you can feel smart to laugh at them. Also there is Carla Bruni.